Anatomy of the Majestic Corgi
(as I’ve come to know them, courtesy of my precious corgi, Waffle)
Radars: Detects the sound of food bags opening, dropped food, food on plates, skateboards, scooters, etc.
Poker: Used to get the attention of a corgi’s human.
Taster of All Things: Food inhaler, food goes in here.
Majestic Poof: Used to charm humans. Touch for good luck.
Stumpers: Used to frap.
Nub (or floofy tail on some corgis): Happy meter.
Tush Skirts: Used to distract or hypnotize humans during walkies.
Drummies: Essential parts of a sploot.
Note: Scritch spots and rub spots may vary from one corgi to another.
"hey what are you doin"
"nothin. what are you doin"
The Lovely Bones (2009)
- me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Many Ladies wear it this way
Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.